when i return this rental car after having it so long and go back to public transit i will look down on fellow bus riders like i’m superior to them and i don’t belong here in their peasanty presence…
and they will easily sense this and respond accordingly
trusting that i am holier than thou and it is a blessing they can witness my aura
they will call me sir and clear seats and space when i step on. they will avoid eye contact knowing they are not worthy
and i will not let them down, nor will i abuse my elevated status
i will fulfill my role and carry my exalted status with grace
