Public Transit Peasantry

20150701_170057when i return this rental car after having it so long and go back to public transit i will look down on fellow bus riders like i’m superior to them and i don’t belong here in their peasanty presence…

and they will easily sense this and respond accordingly

trusting that i am holier than thou and it is a blessing they can witness my aura

they will call me sir and clear seats and space when i step on. they will avoid eye contact knowing they are not worthy

and i will not let them down, nor will i abuse my elevated status

i will fulfill my role and carry my exalted status with grace

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